This week I learned that Justin Timberlake is the coolest Motha(Shut yo Mouth!) on the planet Earth (and it makes me sad that I will never be as cool as him). I learned this when I watched the VMAs on Monday (Yes, the VMAs took place on Sunday, but I had better stuff to do, so I recorded it and watched Monday night).

I did see the Miley Cyrus/Robin Thicke Performance that everyone was ranting about this week, but I’m not going to talk about that. All I have to say is that I’m pretty sure Alan Thicke and Billy Rae Cyrus will get together this week (if they haven’t already), to talk about how to punish their children for their actions against the American people.

Back to JT. I saw JT’s performance and that was the only good thing that happened during the VMAs (other than Vanessa Bayer introducing Miley Cyrus, as Miley Cyrus).

Everyone was going crazy about the N’SYNC reunion, which wasn’t even a minute long, but it was pretty cool. The rest of JT’s performance around the whole Barclays Center is what made me realize how cool JT really is.

I always liked JT as a person, but I never really cared much for his music (until now). When I saw his performance at the VMAs I was mad that I didn’t go see him and the Jigga man at Dolphin Stadium a few weeks ago.

Although I will never be as cool as JT, that doesn’t mean I can’t try. From now on my new life philosophy will be WWJD (What Would Justin Do). Anytime I am going to do anything, I will think “WhatWouldJustinDo?” and I will do that instead.

I also learned (along with the rest of the world) that the lady who sings on “Same Love” with Macklemore is actually a white lady.